Posted 5 hours ago

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

Posted 13 hours ago

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

(Source: jo-ce)

Posted 13 hours ago

Assignment in English 101 Today. Write for 5 minutes about how we feel about the beach

Everyone writes how wonderful the beach is.  How majestic the water is.  Then they talk about the food and how nice it is to socialize.

My report:

I hate the feeling of sand on wet feet.  When I walk towards the water the sand burns my bare feet.  The water is frigid and shallow like my ex boyfriend.  My mother tells me to just jump in.  I don’t see her getting in the water.  Someone is screaming and I can see someone’s butt crack.  My bathing suit is riding up.  Why am I here?

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

urltima:

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

(Source: clrea)

Posted 15 hours ago

thorkitastic:

thorgasmed:

me

how fangirl’s kneel for Loki 

(Source: asgardian-angel)

Posted 15 hours ago

If you don’t reblog this you’ll never meet Tom Hiddleston

theredrubyx:

liefullyloki:

trickster-god:

sweetmotherofsleipnir:

petite-peste:

thehiddleslife:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

resakaye:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

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Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate. 

came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine

I tried to scroll past but…what if…

honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …

The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…

I chance nothing

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you little shit

Posted 23 hours ago

avenueexcentrique:

blackbruise:

cookiemochu:

sgtsquishy:

bootylicious-buggy:

krazykat-minionofmisha:

queerlittlelady:

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

the elephant drew the other elephant.

THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

MY HEART, YOU MONSTER

omg 

asdjkfl; <3

Posted 1 day ago

c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.

I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.

I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D

I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

Posted 1 day ago

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

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Posted 1 day ago
ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

Posted 1 day ago

asgardian-mischief-mistress:

mccoymedical:

captain-galaga:

duskball:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

Omfg looks like a pug

IM

i cant

Looks like Moon Moon as a Pokemon.

Posted 1 day ago

zombieapocalypseteam:

loki-dokey:

holyhobbitshit:

shinitama:

sadness-or-euphoria:

Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here.

Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence mattered…is amazing. And I wish someone could have shown this amazing artist how much he contributed to the world.

I wish the Doctor could show everyone how they mattered, because everybody does matter. In our own small way, we change the world simply by existing.

I will always, always, ALWAYS reblog this when it’s on my dash.

his face never fails to bring a lump to my throat

i love this episode so much.